At the Bayview Retirement Village the elderly are expected to grow old gracefully, enjoying their final years in peace, quiet and comfort... but not if Tom (Graham Crowden) and Diana (Stephanie Cole) have anything to do with it! Meet two elderly eccentrics who refuse to put up with the appalling food and condescending staff; in the hilariously cynical BAFTA-nominated comedy series that won Stephanie Cole a British Comedy Award in 1992.Episode 1 - When Diana runs into severe financial difficulties, the management of Bayview delight in the prospect of losing her as a resident.Episode 2 - Can tidy Tom put up with the decidedly slovenly Diana? When a new resident turns up it seems they are sickenly lovey-dovey!Episode 3 - After only a few weeks spent together living in miserable sin, Tom scrutinizes his lease agreement for a get-out clause.Episode 4 - While Diana is in self-exile and up to her neck in nappies, Tom is being driven mad by his shelf-building son Geoffrey.Episode 5 - Hell-