Business Missions Accomplished : 978-0-9998815-6-9 : 9780999881569 : 0999881566 : 06 Dec 2020 : Funny business happens, especially when you take it on the road. This third book in the "Missions Accomplished" series gets down to business, often UNUSUAL business:: -Beware the "Wuhan Worm"-Survive being hit by a Taipei city bus-Experience expatriate life - earn money as a mercenary-Avoid being taken hostage by your China customer-What to expect when you strand your buddy in Thailand -Why you might not want to work in show business-Flying? Learn how glancing at another passenger's laptop can go very wrong-Inhabit a "bee-hive" hotel in Japan-Learn how to dress up a pig with lipstick, a tutu, and a few million dollars-Get "Shanghaied" by master extortionists-SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE: "Chinese In A Box" - everything you need to speak Mandarin like a native!-...and more silly travel tales"Business Missions Accomplished" will entertain and educate you; you'll want this book before you take that ne