Carl the Flamingo once tried to market a portable record player that you could strap to your arm to play your favorite vinyl while you run. He called it a WINGMAN. (If you're an eagle-eyed hipster creeper you may have peeped the prototype once upon a time!!!) Carl insists that vinyl is the superior format for everything, which is why he designed these slick I Have These on Vinyl, Too sunnies. According to Carl, even these sound better on vinyl too.1 NO SLIPWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.2 NO BOUNCEOur frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.3 ALL POLARIZEDGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBELWhatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit p