If you were a child in the80s, you were likely traumatized for life by repeated viewings of this on cable or VHS. If youve never seen it, nothing can prepare you for the damage that awaits your psyche: For their premiere release, Severin Kids presents thenotoriously strange and creepy(BeatRoute.ca) Canadian kiddie feature about burning winos, sudden baldness, psychotic teachers, suburban abductions, juvenile sweatshops and the icky concoction that grows long lustrous pubes. Mathew Mackay, Michael Hogan (BATTLESTAR GALACTICA), and Siluck Saysanasy (DEGRASSI HIGH) star in this surreal mind-roaster that Moviejawn.com callsThe real dealIt plays like an Afterschool Special telling kids their hair will fall out, peers will make fun of you, and you will be whisked away to a demented underworld where Celine Dion sings and children beg for their lives.Extended U.S. Theatrical Release VersionNew Commentary with Producer Rock Demers and Actor Matthew MacKay, Moderated by Filmmaker Ara