Vertical Lines II : Crest Publications Group : 9798885266390 : 25 Nov 2022 : Book II is every bit as delightful as the original Vertical Lines - page after page of smiles, laughs, and sometimes outright guffaws. Both books are the perfect companions when you need a pick-me-up or just have a few minutes and want something light. And they never get old! Open to any page and see for yourself. Guaranteed to please! Samples: I asked my husband if I was the only one he had ever slept with. He said yes, all the others were nines or tens. I went swimming today. I took a pee in the deep end. The lifeguard noticed and blew his f**king whistle so loud, I almost fell in. Good men are found in every corner of the Earth. Unfortunately, the Earth is round. He: "I started seeing someone. She: "As in dating or hallucinations?" I had my patience tested. I'm negative. I run like the winded. I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children' and I thought, 'That sounds like a fair trade.' Irony -