Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party : 9780595309238 : 23 Mar 2004 : "Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party" is an uncensored guide to college slang that offers a steaming, no-holds-barred slice of campus life. Would you rather be a sonny or a wedge? Does a turkey dump have anything to do with taking the kids to the pool? And most importantly, who's Turd Ferguson and what's he doing at a sausage party? Authors Ben Applebaum and Derrick Pittman have the answers and much more in this hilarious collection of actual terms from hundreds of students around the country. A perfect way to prepare for the big leap from high school or to bone up on the newest slang once you're in college, "Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party" is a must for every bookshelf, coffee table, and bathroom stall.