The Pirate Pig and Ruffleclaw by Cornelia Funke - Audio CD Read by the author 2 CDs - 2 hours,7 minutes, unabridged. This collection includes The Pirate Pig and Ruffleclaw. The Pirate Pig: The beloved and best-selling author of Inkheart brings imagination, adventure, and humor to a swashbuckling audiobook! Who needs a treasure map when you have a pirate pig with a nose for gold? Stout Sam and his deckhand, Pip, find a pig washed up in a barrel on the beach. They want to keep her as a pet, but they soon realize Julie is no ordinary pig. She can sniff out treasure! What happens if Barracuda Bill, the greediest and meanest pirate who ever sailed the seas, hears about Julie's special talent? Ruffleclaw: Good-bye, earthworms. Hello, chocolate cake! Ruffleclaw is a furry, red monster who lives under a toolshed, and he's sick of eating bugs. When he decides to move in with a family of humans, he climbs right into bed with a boy named Tommy. Tommy wants to keep Ruffleclaw as a pet, but