The Jester Who Would Be King : Mirror Publishing : 9781612254883 : 1612254888 : 15 Jun 2022 : When the time comes to elect a king The jester throws his hat in the ring An obnoxious celebrity Not known for generosity Somehow secures the castle's west wing Is the court jester up to the task? Is there wisdom behind that orange mask? Normalcy fades; chaos ensues As the peoples' worst fears come true He turns the castle into a masque A cautionary story in rhyme About a warning as old as time Fool me once, I say shame on you Fool me twice, it makes me the fool The jester pulls the con of all time.