A book of 99 cursed verses and gory stories written by an alien and stolen and adapted by Mike Lucas. Here's how it happened... 'Twas late Halloween- trick and treaters had been. My sweet bucket had none left in it. I was going to ignore every knock at the door till one knocker went on for five minutes. I couldn't take any more, so I opened the door And the alien there said, I know. I look like an alien that you once knew. Well, I would - I was made from his toe. When his planet exploded a bit of his toe did And travelled to Earth all alone. I hear you have his Snoo and his wild Faloo. I have come here to take them both home. Then I cried, 'But he died and I took all of that cash From those people who purchased my book. If they think he's alive, that he's really survived, Then they'll surely think I am a crook. Then I shall disappear before they see me here, But I must have four pounds for the fare, And three for the Snoo and the wild Faloo- Seven pounds should get all of us there. 'Bu