Professor Birdsong's 77 Dumbest Criminal Stories : Winghurst Publications : 9780989845212 : 0989845214 : 26 Jun 2015 : Professor Birdsong loves dumb criminal stories. He is pleased to present another volume of his Dumbest Criminal Stories. This small volume of Professor Birdsong's 77 Dumbest Criminals has been written just for your enjoyment. You are certain to laugh out loud at some of the stories and chuckle about others. Most of all you will wonder how can criminals be so dumb, inept, or both. These stories are some of the best from all around the world like: -the Baltimore shoplifter who climbed into the ceiling of a grocery store to escape with $8.50 worth of hair accessories; -a story about hallucinogenic mushrooms found growing on the grounds of the Queen of England's Buckingham Palace; -the story of the man who landed a drone filled with radioactive sand on the roof of Japanese Prime Minister Abe's office building; and so many other stories about dumb criminals that make this a