Why do something today that can jolly well be put off til a week next Tuesday? That's the general principle behind the astonishingly 'why-didn't-I-think-of-that' brilliant Procrastinator Mousemat, partner in crime of the large format A3 Procrastinator Pad. This mousemat looks like a mousemat. It feels a bit like a mousemat. But in fact it's a devilish doodle pad masquerading as a mousemat. It's also a malingerer's charter, a whole adventure playground for serial timewasters, populated by intriguing mental diversions, idiotic doodle-prompts and inane gap fillers to fill the gaps between your proper work. Each mat has no fewer than 50 pages, or, to put it another way, ten whole weeks of Monday to Friday-size office tomfoolery.