If Mr David Beckham ever decided to go into the Christmas decoration market then he should definitely name it Golden Bells. Given that is probably not on his diversification strategy - though, I guess, his agents have probably been approached with a project similarly titled - then it is great that Grand Illusions have got ahead of the curve. The great joy of this product is one that can't be appreciated from this listing . . . . it is the sound of the bells. I like to think that it conjures up imaginings of reindeer rather than Morris Dancers, but . . . each to his own. To maximise the joy from the garland I therefore think it will be best placed somewhere where the gentle tinkle of the bells can be appreciated. Maybe wrapped around the banister or hand rail of a staircase, or draped from a chimney breast where it might occasionally be brushed against and the sound of the bells will gently ripple through the air. In the same vein it would also make a great gift for those people who are