THE PORCELAIN THRONE isn't just a place to take care of business - it's prime real estate for deep thoughts, clever tricks, and a bit of mischief. This book is packed with over 100 HILARIOUS GAMES, PUZZLES, PRANKS and PROJECTS to turn your time on the toilet into pure entertainment. UNLEASH YOUR INNER BATHROOM GENIUS WITH: - Toilet roll tube gargoyles and origami dragons - The lost art of toilet roll telekinesis - The mysterious vanishing toothbrush trick And a whole lot more to keep you entertained THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR: - Dad, who will pretend he's too mature for this but read it anyway - Your "hard-to-buy-for" brother who has everything - except this - Any teenage boy who finds bathroom humour endlessly funny PERFECT FOR: - Stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, and gag gifts - Anyone who takes their bathroom breaks a little too seriously - Those looking to make their throne time the highlight of the day Whether it's five minutes or a full retreat, this book ensu