French Twist : World Prospect Press : 9780970373410 : 0970373414 : 15 Jun 2015 : There's the fantasy of a visit to France, and then there's the reality. See what happens when in-the-cloud dreams collide with hard truths on the ground. When two middle-aged women leave their families behind in rural Iowa for two weeks of exploring France, they are sure to find trouble. Join Libby and Micki as they bumble their way through failing métro passes, irate policemen, continual language challenges, and endlessly baffling maps and road signs. They visit the magical sights, glimpse the brutal history, and are shocked by the sexual openness of France, all the while struggling to get things right in a country that seems to do everything backwards from what they are used to. Ride along with these rollicking Sunday School teachers as they venture into the countryside, get lost repeatedly, discover Turkish toilets, and cause a minor international incident at an autoroute toll booth. France's glorious