Engorged Loins : Bad Poet Press : 9783000567520 : 3000567526 : 12 May 2017 : An epic tale of one man's quest to save the world, one lover at a time. A totally awesome novel that will fly off the shelves at airports, be on everyone's nightstands, and get stolen from libraries all the time. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Jeremy Pimples (@TheJPimp) is the most popular author of his era. A sophomore in the Golden Hills School District and already a winner of some award, his other rad works include the taut thriller Who to Call When Your Stalker is a 911 Operator, and Tit for Tat, a Mathematical Approach to Morality. TEASER "They did it in the shower. Steam poured up over the foggy glass, then her hands hit up against it and wiped off a lot of the steam by accident because she was paying so much attention to doing it. Through the parts where there was no steam on the glass, you could see their bodies going at it like a deli worker lost in thought about his ex wife, making a club sandwich and angril