Dog Heaven and Cat Hell Are Probably the Same Place : Starry Dreamer Publishing, LLC : 9781961492042 : 1961492040 : 01 Sep 2023 : If you loved How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety and Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, then Dog Heaven and Cat Hell Are Probably the Same Place is your next must-have addition to the collection of the hilarious and delightfully absurd! Laugh until you cry as you enjoy this hysterically bizarre compilation of "profound" thoughts and absurd quotes such as: "I don't think kidnappers should offer candy and toys to kids. They should offer something educational, like a calculator or a good book. Kids don't read enough nowadays." "I bet a popular joke in medieval days was to sneak up behind a knight and stick a "kick me" sign on his armor with a magnet." "You'll never find a meteorite made out of cheese, and you know why? Cheese burns up too easily as it falls through our atmosphere." You'll want to share this treasure trove of ridiculous insigh