Disc Track Title Duration Disc 1 1 You Stupid C**t 1.29 mins Disc 1 2 Coughin' Contest 2.38 mins Disc 1 3 Cancer 0.30 mins Disc 1 4 Non-Stop Dancer/ My Mum Song 5.37 mins Disc 1 5 Joan Crawford 5.05 mins Disc 1 6 Norman the Carpet 1.37 mins Disc 1 7 How's Your Mother 4.40 mins Disc 1 8 Back of the Cab 6.22 mins Disc 1 9 Alfie Noakes 3.01 mins Disc 1 10 Nurse 0.49 mins Disc 1 11 In the Cubicles 5.15 mins Disc 1 12 Ross McPharter 3.41 mins Disc 1 13 Hello Colin 0.16 mins Disc 1 14 Having A Wank 11.55 mins Disc 1 15 I Saw This Bloke 1.42 mins Disc 1 16 Parking Offence 5.45 mins Disc 1 17 Members Only 3.32 mins Disc 1 18 Valerie's Hymen 2.06 mins Disc 1 19 Mother 8.48 mins Disc 1 20 Young Dudley Moore Performs 'Jump' 1.48 mins