Confessions of an Alli Cat : Lakehouse Press : 9780615722214 : 0615722210 : 02 Nov 2012 : Fifty Shades of Grey meets hilarious Contemporary Romance in this witty and sexy novel by Courtney Cole. Caution! Only read this book if you want to laugh and are not offended at adult themes and language. This is not a Young Adult book. ******** "You know what they say...a happy vagina is a happy woman. Well, they might not say that, but they should." -Alli Thirty-five year-old Allison "Alli" Lancaster has it all-a fabulous job, a beautiful 15 year-old daughter, a hilarious BFF and a gorgeous house with a pool and Jacuzzi in an exclusive Las Vegas neighborhood. What she doesn't have is a husband, because she kicked her lousy, cheating ex to the curb nine months ago. Since then, Alli has paid her dues with seemingly endless self-improvement and seemingly endless mourning. Now she's ready to move on and try new things. Alli's idea of "trying new things" is nothing like that devil-of-a-best-friend o