'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord. 'And the gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks. 'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence. 'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small. 'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter.A hilarious collection of howlers and gaffes from the world of education.SCIENCE Vacuum: a large empty space where the Pope lives Germinate: to become a naturalised German NATURE STUDY Fish swim about in shawls HISTORY Q: With what do you connect the name Baden-Powell? A: With a hyphen THE NOTICE BOARD The Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 12.30pm.