Clarencea cow that holds the mail Her sisters a Cow Planter, you knowSometimes I wish they wouldnt mention my sister, Clarence the Cow Planter, it takes away from my limelightalthough shes very nice, of course. Anyway, sorry, I should introduce myself reallyIm Clarence the Cow Mailbox, pleased to meet you. Whereas my sister holds plants in her back, my speciality is holding the post in my mouth to keep it safe and dry. Ive even got a handy little bell that the postie can ring and tell you youve got mail. Ive come all the way from Vietnam, the locals over there make me by hand from 44-gallon shipping drums that have been recycledso I guess, in my own little way, Im helping the environment as well. Clarence the Planter came first and Im a more recent addition to the family but Ive been welcomed with open armsespecially by the guys at The Garden Furniture Centre, theyre great. Oh, I should give Arron Jackson a mention as wellhes the one who orig