Big Data Is Watching You! : Swallow Tail Press : 9780988918153 : 0988918153 : 07 Nov 2015 : It's way past 1984. Your toothbrush, your coffee pot and your Rice Krispies are running your life. And you can't access your screen unless you declare: I AM NOT A ROBOT !Welcome to Google Earth(R), a dystopia where the all-knowing and all-powerful force of Big Data rules humanity through the Internet of Things and the corporate power of Google Inc.Where English(R) and every possible combination of words has been copyrighted and the only law is the Terms of Service, which have been replaced by the Terms of Servitude.Where the proudly psychopathic Higgs, Caesar and Emperor Omnipotent (CEO) of Google Inc., is determined to launch the Next Big Thing.Smith, a happy native of this paradise, wanders off the grid and discovers sex(R), the knowledge of good and evil, and the pursuit of Happiness. Can he save the human race from the Next Big Thing?"A hilarious satire on just about everything... I couldn't