pibbI think this might have been the funniest book I've ever read. I'm talking tummy cramps and tears down my face funny! - Haley, Goodreads Revieweri pbThere are two kinds of men, Mom said. Rich bastards and poor bastards. Neither will give a crap about your brains or personality, so go for the one with the money.bppBeautiful PhD student Clara Zapata has never subscribed to the theory that the only thing men care about is looks, but after getting dumped by her fianc for gaining weight, she's starting to think her gold-digging mother is on to something. If men are going to treat her like a trophy, why shouldn't she treat them like a credit cardppbThere are two kinds of women, Dad said. Pretty bitches and ugly bitches. They'll both be more interested in the divorce settlement than the marriage, so go for the hottie.bppAll heir-in-waiting Ian Dunning has ever wanted was the love of a good woman. But after being seduced and abandoned by yet another gold digger, he's beginning to lose hope