bAll new moms should shove a copy of iThe Kids Are in Bedi in the diaper bag between the asswipes and Aquaphor! A perfect guide on how-to not morph solely into someone's mom and retain your badassery in a world of Disneyfication and baby sharks.br--Jill Kargman, author of iSprinkle Glitter on My Grave iand creator of iOdd Mom Out ib pPicture it--it's 830 p.m. You close the door to your child's room just as you hear your partner closing the dishwasher, and now it's time for an hour or two of glorious freedom. What do you do Read the book you've been waiting to crack open all day Chat on the phone with a friend, glass of wine in hand, or go out with pals and share a whole bottle Or, like many modern parents, do you get caught up in chores, busywork, and social media black holes pIn an original survey conducted for this book, 71 percent of parents said their free time didn't feel free at all, because they were still thinking about all the things they should be doing for their kids, their