pstrongThe only thing better than church lady made food is a good joint and a better orgasm.strongppstrongWhat if all three are delivered by a sexy prieststrongppbrppI know demons are supposed to be terrifying and evil. Some might even say cruel and heartless.ppBut the thing is, I don't like it.ppbrppThe constant scowling and the raining of fire on people, it really isn't good for my mental health. Give me fluffy bunnies and a good cuddle after a long day and I'm a happy guy.ppbrppThe problem is, I amem a demon and I'm really freaking bad at it.ppbrppWhen my dad sent me to earth for a week to learn from humans how easy it is to be horrible, it sounded like a crap trip to me.ppbrppBut I met a man there and he's not just any man. He's a priest, and he's as bad at his job as I am. ppWe're gonna help each other out. He'll teach me how to be bad and I'll... ah, dammit.ppThe only thing he's going to teach me is that I can fall in love with a human.ppbrppWhat could be scarier than thatpp ppMy