Remember ironing your hair Rolling it in soda cans to straighten it Lacquering it with enough spray that it could ward off bullets Ever slather on cement-colored lipstick so heavy, you looked like a zombie princess Remember hot pants and platform heels The danger of patent-leather shoes Were you a secretary, nurse, or teacher, but only, as our mothers urged us, until you found Mr. Right. In her new book, LAUGH OUT LOUD 40 WOMEN HUMORISTS CELEBRATE THEN AND NOW...BEFORE WE FORGET, Allia Zobel Nolan and 40 funny ladies from the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop chronicle these blips in time as they look back at life in the past lane. Zobel Nolan and the other dancing queens then fast forward to today and write about what it's like to blink and wake up to be 50, 60, 70, and beyond-experiences ranging from cremation ceremonies to marrying younger men, from senior online dating to finding yourself a menopausal maniac in Mexico.