A paranormal Dumplin'' for adults, When Life Gives You Vampires is part a journey of body positivity, part a story about learning how to accept love at face value, and part a hysterical romcom told through a paranormal lens.Twenty-five year old Lily Baines is used to waking up hungover, overweight, and underemployedWaking up with fangs? Not so much. But when it turns out a little light necking has more serious consequences than she ever imagined, Lily''s determined to get to the bottom of it.Tristan hadn''t meant to turn Lily-it''s against vampire law-but now that she''s here, they need to team up to save their hidesThey strike a truce, fending off other vampires, Lily''s work-rival-turned-slayer, and her mother''s tone-deaf romance and fitness advice-all while Lily faces down her insecurities about the fact that she lives in a diet-obsessed world with a body that will never age, never die, and never change Can she learn to love the (plus size) woman she''ll be forever more? Format Häf