''Touching Cloth can be compared to Adam Kay''s This Is Going to Hurt and the writings of the Secret Barrister'' Observer''I laughed my way through this... Funny, fascinating, and gorgeously humane'' Marina Hyde''Funny and touching in equal measure'' Tom HollandA laugh-out-loud memoir of becoming a 21st-century priest, Touching Cloth is also a love letter to the Prayer Book, Liverpool, funerals, cake tins, lager and, above all, to what the Church of England can be at its bestThe very word ''reverend'' inspires solemnity. To be a priest is to dedicate one''s life to quiet prayer and spiritual contemplation. Isn''t it?Fergus Butler-Gallie reveals what it''s like to become a priest in the twenty-first century. Find out why black really is slimming, how to keep a straight face when someone is inadvertently hot-boxing a funeral, and which royal-themed biscuit tin can best contain a very loud personal alarm that no one knows how to switch offSpot a sweet old lady trying to pay for a taxi wit