Turn Cures into Cash ! The world of Theme Hospital is home to dozens of goofy, fictional diseases. Some humans are afflicted with Bloaty Head, causing their noggins to triple in size; others suffer from King Complex, a psychological disorder that infects its victims with the irresistible desire to impersonate Elvis Presley. All of these sick people need helpthats where you come in. Theme Hospital tasks you with designing, maintaining, and managing a hi-tech hospital as you service hundreds of ailing patients in an attempt to turn cures into cash. Youll need to be quick on your feet in order to keep your staff happy and patients healthy. Fail, and your business will collapse. Its time to find out if you've got what it takes to balance the books and the bedpans. Key features: Design and build a hi-tech hospital. Treat patients suffering from humorous afflictions. Hire staff members and keep them happy.