This flip book-style emo poetry generator is the perfect gift for anyone looking for a little early-to-mid-2000s nostalgia to soothe their deep, dark soul. Chock-full of playfully melancholic and angsty phrases reminiscent of emo internet poetry from the early millennium, this volume invites you to simply flip and match different sections to yield over 150,000 unique three-line poems. So, whether you've just run out of black eyeliner, lost your favorite pair of skinny jeans, or gotten blue hair dye all over your favorite My Chemical Romance tee, generate the perfect emo poem to adequately express your angst. Just in time for the cultural emo revival, the Emo Poetry Generator is the perfect birthday or holiday gift for millennials who lived through the original era, as well as the Gen Zers who are bringing it back. PESSIMISM MADE EASY: Separated into three sections, each with 52 phrases, that can be easily flipped around on the books spiral binding. Select the three phrases that sp