A lot of God’s most bizarre decisions throughout history make a lot more sense once you realise he’s just a bumbling old man with poor long term memory and a drinking problem. In this book you will learn why He got rid of dinosaurs, why it took Him so long to talk Abraham out of killing his son, and all about His complicated relationship with Satan. This volume contains the first 50 episodes of the popular Ringo Award nominated webcomic! Legal disclaimer: you might go to Hell for laughing, we decline all liability.If we could sum up the message of the episodes you will find in this collection, it is this: God is, in fact, one of us.All the little quirks and eccentricities that make us human ultimately come from Him! Just like you, God spends long sleepless nights obsessing over mistakes he made in the past, like telling Abraham to kill his son. Just like you, God is self-conscious about His body sometimes - especially when He sees the chiseled bodies on those Greek deities.And the appl