Being shown the private convenience of the Queen of England in The House of Commons was not the career highlight that Viv had expected. A dazzling profession as a Prima Ballerina had been her plan but having two legs of the same length and width would appear to be a pretty strong prerequisite for a successful livelihood in that arena, not to mention a couple of ballet lessons at least. brWhat did happen along the way were a random selection of activities which were not anticipated either brInter-store It's a Knockout on Cable TV brJumping the queue at the AustriaSlovakian Border Control brAttempted mugging in Bratislava brA West Highland White disgrace on National TV brAcquiring a temporary Iranian Bodyguard brDrinking schnapps in an isolated house in Eskilstuna brLIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE MAKING PLANS