bbIn this hilarious non-fiction chapter book seriesb, a savvy cockroach shares wise tips and tricks to surviving an encounter with a charming predator who may or may not want to be your friend.b pCeleste is a cockroach, and everyone knows that cockroaches are survivors, so who better to give advice on surviving an encounter with a polite predator Everyone also knows that taking a moonlit promenade with a deadly reticulated python named Frank is a very bad idea. But Celeste loves very bad ideas, and she is willing to put your life on the line to prove herself right Need to stop a python from swallowing you head-first Wear a lamp shade as a hat Want to speed up a three-hundred-pound snake Try roller skates What's the perfect light snack for a python A chicken Using her superior pythonine knowledge, Celeste comes up with various strategies and solutions -- many dangerous, most absurd, but all based on the biology of pythons. Meanwhile, Frank is hatching his own plans. pRachel Poliquin