After a riotous debut collection, bAnt Farmb, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy Is there a face fairy and his initial reaction to the Got-your-nose game Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster. He gets inside the heads of two firehouse Dalmatians who can't understand their masters' compulsion to drive off to horrible fires every dayi iWhat the hell is wrong with these people. And in the final chapter, he tackles one of life's biggest questions Does God really have a plan for us Yes, i iit turns out. Now if only He could remember what it was. . . .