pbiiIf DAVID RAKOFF and DAVID SEDARIS had a baby and that baby was Betty. bb--Zoe KazanbbribbrIf you've ever felt like you were more, or at least weirder, than the world expectedbibriyou're not alone...i pbIn this collection, EMMY AWARD-nominated ACTRESSWRITER Betty Gilpin writes like an avenging angel, weaving a tapestry of light and darkness, hilarity, and pathos. Dani Shapirob pOh. Hi. takes six long gulps of water during which you're like, imay I help youi pMy name is Betty. I have depression. I have passion. I have tits the size of printers. And also I have a brain full of women. pThere's Blanche VonFuckery, Ingrid St. Rash, and a host of others--some cowering in sweatpants, some howling plans for revolution, and one, oh God, and one . . . slowly vomiting up a crow Worried for her. These women take turns at the wheel. That's why I feel like a million selves. With a raised eyebrow and a soul-scalpel, I'd like to tell you how I got this way. Because maybe you feel this way too. pLet