bFrom the bestselling author of iDear Godi, an irreverent, bracingly honest, and awfully funny iThe Boston Globei satirical parenting guide from the Twitter's most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans.b pAre you constantly disappointing the toddler in your life pAre you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief I can't help you with that, but if you want to become an A servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler You will learn p- How time-outs make you look like a foolbr - Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteenbr - Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is INbr - The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casserolesbr - That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pants pThe hard-hitting knowledge in