bWhy am I hereb pMy life's pointless. I was going to Penn before my parents got divorced and stopped paying my tuition. Now I'm back at Big-Mart. pThe only positive in my life is Charlotte, my hot girlfriend. Although, if I'm being honest, it's not going so well. My coworker, Kyle, is a misogynist, but he might be right about Charlotte's monkey branching, which apparently means she's still with me but looking to trade up. pI think she might be interested in our boss. Ron's been known to date the most attractive associates. But I have a plan to turn it all around. I've been saving and investing in Bitcoin. pI'm gonna be rich. You'll see. iThen I'll show everybody.i pAdult language and sexual content. pWhat readers are sayingbrPhil Williams is truly a genius. In this mind-blowing story, we follow a group of mostly young people as they struggle through their lives. I don't want to give anything away so I'll just say the book was a real roller coaster ride that kept my tension level high u