Guernsey LePelley Comedy Characters 1 male, 4 female. Interior Set Winner of numerous play competitions, this is a bright and breezy farce about a very calm family of very odd habits. Sixteen year old Daisy comes across Spike, a burglar, rifling through the contents of a desk. You'll never find anything in that desk. We never can. Daisy would just as soon Spike take her sister's money. She's saving for a guitar and the whole family dreads the results. Then Ada suggests that Mother ought to meet Spike as she's writing a mystery and wants to get to know a good burglar. But Mother is full of criticisms Why aren't you wearing gloves What would you give for an alibi Where did you park your car A lively, extremely funny concoction.