STOP RIGHT THERE. Don't move a muscle, buster. Stay out of this book or I WILL CHOMP YOU p So says the not-so-fierce inhabitant of iI Will Chomp You i, a tale of deception, greed . . . and cake p In their funny read-aloud, Jory John and Bob Shea bring a fresh twist to a time-tested blueprint as their little monster threatens, reasons, and pleads with readers to go no further in the book because he will NOT share his beautiful, delicious cakes. Children will identify with the monster's high valuation of his possessions, and importantly will laugh at the silly measures he takes to protect them. pA monster's reign of terror begins even before the title page HEY. GO AWAY. Turn to the title page and there the monster waits, blue-skinned and angry-eyed I WILL CHOMP YOU As the reader turns the pages, the monster's direct-address threats increase If you turn any more pages...I WILL CHOMP YOU, BUSTER Another page turn and the monster is even angrier NOW QUIT IT Until finally, HEY I'm warn