pbThe life, advice, and many marriages of a ninety-something Tasmanian domestic goddess, the real-life humor inspiration for television's Dame EdnabbrbbbrbbbrMarjorie Bligh is the ninety-five-year-old Martha Stewart you didn't know you were missing. Does your goldfish have constipation Feed it Epsom salts. Have you run out of blush Cut a beet in half and slap it on your cheeks. Are there possums in your ceiling iHousewife Superstar iwill tell you how to get them out. Famous for never wasting a thing, Marjorie crochets her bedspreads from plastic bags and used panty hose, and protects the plants in her garden with bras. In 1958, upon entering the food and craft contests at her town show, she won in seventy-eight categories the next year she won in seventy-two but was denied the trophy by jealous rivals.br Once divorced and twice widowed, Marjorie is, according to her colossal fan Barry Humphries of TV comedy Dame Edna fame, no slouch in the matrimonial department. Her first husband, Cli