pThe Tenth Anniversary Edition of the New York Times bestselling book that has sold over half a million copies in paperback. pI was addicted to Bewitched as a kid. I worshipped Darren Stevens the First. When he'd come home from work and Samantha would say, 'Darren, would you like me to fix you a drink' He'd always rest his briefcase on the table below the mirror in the foyer, wipe his forehead with a monogrammed handkerchief and say, 'Better make it a double.' from Chapter Two pYou may not know it, but you've met Augusten Burroughs. You've seen him on the street, in bars, on the subway, at restaurants a twentysomething guy, nice suit, works in advertising. Regular. Ordinary. But when the ordinary person had two drinks, Augusten was circling the drain by having twelve when the ordinary person went home at midnight, Augusten never went home at all. Loud, distracting ties, automated wake-up calls and cologne on the tongue could only hide so much for so long. At the request well, it wasn't