With iChoke on Your Liesi, Smith presents his homage to one of his favorite detectives, Nero Wolfe, but written for the internet porn generation. pOctavia VanderPlatts is wealthy, powerful, and comfortable with her weight-or to hear her say it, a rich fat b. Her IQ is at the genius level, and she uses it to manipulate and frighten anyone who tries to get in her way. She controls an empire built on discrimination lawsuits won against some of the nation's top companies. On top of that, Octavia doesn't care one wink what people think of her. pSo when she offers her old friend poetry professor Mick Thooft some help in his impending divorce, he smells an ulterior motive. Maybe because Frances didn't invite Octavia to the wedding for fear of her clearing the buffet. Not only does Octavia want to help, but she's got evidence-plenty of scandalous photos. That's not Mick's style, so he turns her down flat...until he discovers that Fran's trying to take their home based on a near-perfect forgery