A day before his new television show Cry Me Dry was set to debut; actor Eddy Pine (Bodhi Elfman, Enemy of the State) is out of a job. Following an unsuccessful attempt to convince Hollywood to let his show air, Eddy attempts drown himself in alcohol in the deep end of a dive bar.But when a large biker-clown happens upon drunken Eddy, he hides a mind-controlling obelisk up his butt, which is hailed to be a key to the universe by both Clowns and Aliens who are in a galactic battle over it. Now Eddy must protect his life and the universe and find a way to use the obelisk to defeat the hordes of clowns, aliens, and more before life as we know it ceases to exist!From the mind of Richard Elfman (Forbidden Zone, Modern Vampires) comes another hilarious cult classic comedy featuring an all-star cast that includes Steve Agee (The Suicide Squad), French Stewart ( 3rd Rock From The Sun ), George Wendt ( Cheers ), Verne Troyer (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery), Anastasia Elfman (Bloo