"If you’re looking for a page-turner with some bite, this one’s for you." —theSkimm“Twisty and absorbing, full of family secrets and millennial weddings.” —Jennifer Close, bestselling author of Girls in White Dresses and Marrying the KetchupsA bitingly sharp and darkly humorous debut novel exploring millennial wedding culture, class, and relationships, all filtered through the ever-present lens of social media. In an opulent honeymoon suite in Watch Hill, Rhode Island’s most desirable wedding venue, 29-year-old Callie Holt is spending her wedding night lying in a bathtub shoveling down a pizza; her expensive white dress now splattered with sauce and her groom passed out in the next room. With her seven-hour-old marriage already imploded, Callie turns to the place of record – her phone – sifting through the photographic evidenc