White Knights Colourful Tales : Robert Varney : 9780646805917 : 0646805916 : 17 Jul 2019 : Most of us would have called the NRMA at some stage because our car has broken down or wouldn't start and chances are the experience was totally uneventful, but this is not always the case. During my 27 years as an NRMA Patrol, some of the call outs have resulted in a good story to tell and with the help of fellow Patrols, this book captures many of those strange, funny and interesting stories: Drunk members locking themselves in the boot of their car, the Patrol who was called to a car that ended up being a boat, people adding too much oil to their engine - till it was running out the oil filler hole on the rocker cover, the member who was late for his own funeral, Patrol officers being mistaken for Police officers, being called out to get the lawn mower started. It's all there along with a history of the NRMA Patrols and what they get up to - and sometimes it's up to no good. Any one with an in