The New Me : Penguin Books : 9780143133605 : 0143133608 : 05 Mar 2019 : "[A] definitive work of millennial literature . . . wretchedly riveting." ?Jia Tolentino, The New Yorker ?Girls + Office Space + My Year of Rest and Relaxation + anxious sweating = The New Me.? ?Entertainment Weekly I'm still trying to make the dream possible: still might finish my cleaning project, still might sign up for that yoga class, still might, still might. I step into the shower and almost faint, an image of taking the day by the throat and bashing its head against the wall floating in my mind. Thirty-year-old Millie just can't pull it together. She spends her days working a thankless temp job and her nights alone in her apartment, fixating on all the ways she might change her situation--her job, her attitude, her appearance, her life. Then she watches TV until she falls asleep, and the cycle begins again. When the possibility of a full-time job offer arises, it seems to bring the better life she's env