Festive As F*ck : Weldon Owen : 9798886740769 : 17 Oct 2023 : Who's ready for the Holidays? Not us! Grab your needle & thread and get ready to stab the sad away with this collection of festive f*cking patterns, sure to alleviate the holiday blues. Let's face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won't cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world's most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple ?Ho? ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold's famous ?Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?? There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little ?