pSeriously, why do guys on dating apps think I want a picture of what's in their pants I could open an art gallery with the collection I've got.strongppbrppZoestrong really doesn't want to die alone and surrounded by cats. But it's not looking good she's had sex precisely twice in the last year, and her feline friend isn't the kind of male company she wants in bed...ppbrppHer top dating disasters include ppbrpp1 The guy who kissed her hand, took out a violin and serenaded her in public.pp2 The guy who force-fed her oysters she can confirm that they're notem an aphrodisiac.pp3 The guy who was so hungover he turned up with his t-shirt on inside out, sweating sambuca.pp4 The guy who brought his actual kid on a dinner date.ppbrppAnd don't even get her started on the dick pics, or how on earth you're supposed to know whether a total stranger is an axe murderer or not.ppbrppZoe's ready to give up on the search for love, until her friend has an idea. Robbiestrong lives by his horoscope, and h